Backhanded Box Quotes_ Pro Hater Edition
By Aiden Chen |
Welcome back to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic, Amazon and elsewhere. Good luck 
getting a job with Irrational Games if your game shows up here. NCAA Football 13 Released: July 10 rummy noble Critic: guillermop (Metacritic) • “This game is alpha quality at best this game is trash, am I a EA hater? for sure, they definitely deserve the rummy satta hate.”
Score: 0 Tony Hawk’s 
Pro Skater HD Released: July 18. Critic: SkidRowTrash (Metacritic) • “[The music] is downright offensive to your ears. Absolutely the worst trash I have ever heard with the exception of a few.”cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"5931791","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Score: 0 Critic: AnthonyG (Metacritic) • “Whenever your skater falls over. The screen flashes a huge bright white light for a few seconds tlll it restarts. This has given me a massive headache and hurt my eyes after only a very short game. It really is that bad.”
Score: 0 rummy star Deadlight Released: Aug. 1 Critic: Dilop93 (Metacritic) • “BORIIIING, Microsoft, You owe me 4 hours of my life.” Score: 0 Dyad Released: July 17 Critic: mayhem7 (Metacritic) • “Don’t get fooled by the media ratings, this game is simply boring. It feels like you don’t have a clue what you are doing and simple button smashing works better than attempting to do it right.”
Score: 0 Backhanded 
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